This is what I am going to do to you.

(Source: magictongue, via highheel)

Come on sweetie. You may have shown it a thousand times but a little enthusiasm wouldn’t go astray.

(Source: shehasanextrasomething, via havahardt)

The composition of this photo is fucking terrible. RULE OF THIRDS PEOPLE!!! (I’m not even going to go near cutting feet off - sigh)

minxaddiction:

This pic of the day is of me wearing a sexy sheer girdle and stockings with matching bra. I love that you can see the seam of my stockings in the mirror. Do you think I’m wearing panties???

(via redath)

Burnie and Joe The Cat
“Let me tell you something about Joe The Cat: he does not give a fuck!”

(Source: miguellguerreiro, via abandon-imperfection)

So many bath toys and yet so unhappy?

(via monsterousgirl)

You have to admire the effort taken to tonally match the colour of the strapon to the latex outfit. It’s the little things that show you care.

(Source: geraldinewtf, via pegmypleasure)

I think tomorrow is going to be a yoghurt day for sure!

(via missveeau)

The pull the panties to one side move is a favourite.

(via missveeau)

Never done it. But I’m fairly positive this is really uncomfortable for the receiver.

(Source: zubinblog, via textmesomethingdirty)

Possibly the most gorgeous opening credits of any movie ever! Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea

(Source: aprettyfire, via monsterousgirl)

This is for my new twitter friend in Brisbane. She knows who she is.

(via lokisbabymomma)

If I worked in an office I would want to wear this to work.

(Source: sealpond, via rubbercoated)

Oww and fuck! This chair is hard! Deceptively!

(via myuntitledfetish)

When Fetish Fashion Shoot Go Wrong. Can anyone say Helloooo eighties!

(Source: intothegreatbelow, via dexsplace)

People! Think twice before you tattoo ‘literary’ quotes. If in doubt, call your fucken Mum!

(via monsterousgirl)